Pitching
Mom? Are you finished breaking my lithe. I need to use it later. Pinch me please. I do too like it. Stop! I didn’t start it. No! I am ready for big boy juice. Am Too! Let me see it. I want my baba-nackin time snacks. Gummy Goo Boys and Pals are too the best cereal! Fry it for me. I want fried cereal. I have a job I can do what I want. Lunch time is my time. Please center it for me. Don’t come too close or I will bleach my skin for you. I am going to be the Zebra boy at school. Am too!
–Gunther Carlsbad