Come on movies…
When I watch a movie like “Transformers,” I get bored. I don’t want to see Megan Fox and Shia Lebeouf coming of age. I just want to see robots fighting each other. When Optimus Prime delivers the exposition he mentions a war that destroyed his home-world. Why couldn’t the movie be about that? I would much rather watch forty minutes of robots beating the shit out of each other than a bunch of blah, blah, blah. Another example: Alien Versus Predator. This movie sucked. Why did there have to be humans in the movie? I’ll read subtitles. The Predator species has their own language. What do they have to say? Let us see an all out extraterrestrial war. Unfortunately, I don’t fit into a particular demographic, so most movies aren’t made for me. That’s okay, I like to be alone.
–Gunther Carlsbad