http://www.thetrustbuster.com/blog1 A Blog from TheTrustbuster.com Wed, 27 Aug 2008 06:23:43 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I like the fact that Bryan Clay, our Afro-Asian American athlete conquered the decathlon today in Beijing. He physically represents the mix of America: an indistinguishable combination of genes from Earth's multiple continents. Joseph Biden as VP cements certain fears in me. He's the Dem insider that represents Obama's move ... http://www.thetrustbuster.com/blog1/?p=111 As he sat in the bath, not actually taking a bath, he realized the tub was a bit too small to fit his above average frame.  He tried to squeeze into its green corners but was unable to find a comfortable position.  "Oh well, I don't even like baths that ... http://www.thetrustbuster.com/blog1/?p=110 As he walked down the street he casually peered through peoples' windows, craning his neck.  "I hope I see someone watching porn," he muttered to himself.  "Better yet, I hope I see some people having real sex, that would be tops."  He said these things to himself.  He was always ... http://www.thetrustbuster.com/blog1/?p=109 When does it stop?  When I get money? When I become pleased with myself?  When I stop feeling inadequate?  When I feel like I have accomplished something? What will I do then?  Will I finally be able to relax?  Will I be happy?  What is going to happen when all ... http://www.thetrustbuster.com/blog1/?p=108 You ever wanna just mmmm, grunch?  Just, squeeze meech grummmm.  Just ohhh man jumper stunt crunch.  I wanna rilch and stiln.  Just rrrrragha.  I am gonna squeeze that skin and meal time hand banister clam.  I wanna mmmunch and build your beal and creal with that thing.  I wanna raurgh.  ... http://www.thetrustbuster.com/blog1/?p=107 I could be talking about anything. Sometimes they're just annoying guys with flappy lips. Always making noise but saying nothing. Just flapping in the breeze. Usually they're wearing ties to casual occasions to be "ironic." I just wish I was as cool as them. ... http://www.thetrustbuster.com/blog1/?p=106 Mom? Are you finished breaking my lithe.  I need to use it later.  Pinch me please.  I do too like it.  Stop!  I didn't start it.  No!  I am ready for big boy juice.  Am Too!  Let me see it.  I want my baba-nackin time snacks.  Gummy Goo Boys and ... http://www.thetrustbuster.com/blog1/?p=105 Hi boo-boo.  Wanna crab crawl inside my goochy place?  I left it open for you.  No! Don't touch that, its raw!  I love your palpable palms and outside-voice.  You have the most wonderful girly goo-gums.  Who needs Teeth?  I have a surprise for you.  I'll cream your sleeves green.  Tee ... http://www.thetrustbuster.com/blog1/?p=104 Viva is opening this weekend in LA at Sunset 5! This movie is ridiculous, hysterical, sexy, beautiful, and magnificent! Anna Biller does almost everything, and we at TheTrustbuster.com love Bridget Brno! SEE IT! http://www.thetrustbuster.com/blog1/?p=101     When I watch a movie like "Transformers," I get bored.  I don't want to see Megan Fox and Shia Lebeouf coming of age.  I just want to see robots fighting each other.  When Optimus Prime delivers the exposition he mentions a war that destroyed his home-world.  Why couldn't the ... http://www.thetrustbuster.com/blog1/?p=100